Weathermen are predicting an increased chance of killer snowmen tomorrow.
Be careful. If you go out, please carry a hot water squirt gun with you.
After the snow-zombie apocalypse tomorrow evening, the weather prophets have predicted “life-threatening temperatures” to follow on Monday.
The Weather Channel says: “FROST BITE AND HYPOTHERMIA WILL OCCUR IN A MATTER OF MINUTES WITH THESE EXPECTED WIND CHILLS. DEATH WILL ALSO OCCUR IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN.”
Please guard yourself against death by trusting Christ’s finished work on the cross. He died paying the penalty for your sins and mine. His resurrection guarantees eternal life to all who believe.
For those who trust the gospel, he has not given us the spirit of fear (2 Tim 1:7).
Oh… and make sure to stay inside, use lip balm, and put on a sweater.
For His glory,
Justin “hot cocoa” Johnson